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FIFA shelled out millions on the new World Football Museum but it still looks set to attract fewer visitors this year than a Cristiano Ronaldo-themed museum
The Bullingdon comes to the block; beauty and the beast of brutalism; a disaster in Lisbon; and an avian seance in a London gallery
The David Bowie auction diet; introducing Picasso's, erm, brown period; and Barbara Kruger's failed Trump prophecy
MoMA has acquired the original set of emojis and is set to put them on public display. But the emoji effect is visible in the Old Master world, too
Halloween horrors hit museum's social media accounts, Ai Weiwei gets sweary, and Grayson Perry takes aim at Rafael Vinoly
First a sculpture of Hillary Clinton suckling a banker appeared in New York, and now comes Donald Trump as an ugly Renaissance baby
The Madonna and Maggie Simpson; Alex Katz at H&M; the girl with the not-so-pearl earring and more
Michael Gove ❤ art history; Mr. Turner's lost masterpiece; Rod Stewart's tour of the Royal Academy; and a topsy-turvy Matisse
Educating the young ’uns at Frieze; art criticism from Donald Trump; Grayson Perry's favourite hatchet jobs; and Middlesbrough's #Squirrelgate
Jeff Koons goes shopping, plus other Frieze week art happenings and ironic after-parties